You know how people say, "oh, so and so is just a regular Joe?"
Well I am just a regular Jane! I'm a mom, early thirties with kids, 5 of them, yes, 5! Their ages are 15 and a half (the half is only important at age 4, 15, 17, and 20...), my daugther is 13, another daugther 8, a son 5, and my last daugther, 4....and a half!
I am married I have a pug (yes I am a pug person) and I have some beefs with us women. Who the HECK are we? WHY are we so MEAN!? Well I hope you laugh, and if you laugh till you cry you tell me!
While I am still speaking to the universe at large, a big blank hole of the internet, I just filled it up with this blog knowing that I have a responsibility to create something worthwhile...something that makes you know, YOU ARE NOT ALONE!!
You should be reading this blog if:
* you weigh more than your US Obesity Guideline says you should...
* you only do your hair if you think someone from church might see you at Walmart OR when you go to church, or when you do your hair you wonder if anyone even cares...
* you have children, more than 1 child....if you have only 1, you probably don't get it, but don't be afraid to read on...if you still want to have more than 1 after reading my blog, then you will want to RE-read when you are having a long night of empty crying and snoring...(not you, your kids and spouse)
* you have ever walked into a resturaunt at lunch time with cranky children in tow who do not match, smell good, and have no idea where the hairbrush is....again; only to see a crowd of well dressed matching children and their coordinating Moministas laughing about last nights Bachelor episode and felt a tinge of homicidalness....(both Mominista and homicidalness are words...I made them up! LOL)...toward no one inparticular.
* you cry at previews of movies, not because you love the actor or story, but because you know the liklihood you will ever see it in the next 1o years is pretty slim.
* you have a pug (LOL not a requirement but they are halarious)
* you have been divorced, or not, or are blonde, or brunette, or red haired, or have NO hair because you are pulling it out due to frustration....(always go for the lower layers, it blends better)
* if you have a child with disabilities, physical illness, or feel like you yourself have a mental illness or did at the time you thought having kids was going to be easy....HA
Ok, now that we have the requirements out of the way, be sure to post and talk and tell me what you think! Just remember...I'm as human as you.
Nice to meet you!
Regular Jane!
